My all-time favorite program in my entire life was ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer.’
Gail Collins

But I don’t want to be a vampire drone.’ Sophronia winced. ‘They’ll suck my blood and make me wear only the very latest fashions.

It didn’t feel sporting to shoot at a crazy person, even if that person was a vampire who’d agreed to the job.

As if being a former vampire drone in a werewolf household were not shocking enough, the maid then opened her mouth and proved that she was also, quite reprehensibly, French.

Oh, dear me, no. Then I should be known as that vampire with all the cats.

What if all those strange and unexplainable bends in history were the result of supernatural interference? At which point I asked myself, what’s the weirdest most eccentric historical phenomenon of them all? Answer:the Great British Empire. Clearly, one tiny little island could only conquer half the known world with supernatural aid. Those absurd Victorian manners and ridiculous fashions were obviously dictated by vampires. And, without a doubt, the British army regimental system functions on werewolf pack dynamics.

The vampire’s eyes were open, and he was staring at her intently. It was as though he were trying to speak to her with simply the power of a glare.
Alexia did not speak glare-ish.

A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age.

Food and pubs go together like frogs and lawnmowers, vampires and tanning salons, mittens and Braille. Pubs don’t do food; they offer internal mops and vomit decoration

The Art of Love: knowing how to combine the temperament of a vampire with the discretion of an anemone.

There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.