But I don’t want to be a vampire drone.’ Sophronia winced. ‘They’ll suck my blood and make me wear only the very latest fashions.

Once you create a believable fictional universe, you suck the audiences into that world and they tag along for the ride

So in case there was any doubt, I am here to report that having a play on Broadway does not suck.

My job is to say when something sucks rather than sugarcoat it.

All these non-singing, non-dancing, wish-I-had-me-some-clothes fools who tell me my albums suck. Why should I pay any attention to them?