There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way.

I’m a full grown man and I’m not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god

Oh, dear me, no. Then I should be known as that vampire with all the cats.

Cats were not, in her experience, an animal with much soul. Prosaic, practical little creatures as a general rule. It would suit her very well to be thought catlike.

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat

Cats are the tigers of us poor devils

The cat is a dilettante in fur

The cat makes himself the companion of your hours of solitude, melancholy and toilc

The cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see

The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.

Through all this horror my cat stalked unperturbed. Once I saw him monstrously perched atop a mountain of bones, and wondered at the secrets that might lie behind his yellow eyes.

The cat, which is a solitary beast, is single minded and goes its way alone, but, the dog, like his master, is confused in his mind.

Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.

Be careful with this one” said Dina, bending down to greet the cat. “All cats are half jinn, but I think she’s three quarters.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.

Take a cat, nourish it well with milk And tender meat, make it a couch of silk, But let it see a mouse along the wall And it abandones milk and meat and all.

The cat would eat fish but would not get her feet wet.

Meow” means “woof” in cat.