Dat one dam bully dog! Eh? How moch?

A shout from Francois hailed his appearance. “Wot I say?” the dog-driver cried to Perrault. “Dat Buck for sure learn queKek as anyt’ing.

You can’t have too much dog in a book.

Dogs asleep in the sun often whined and barked, but they were unable to tell what they saw that made them whine and bark. He had often wondered what it was. And that was all he was, a dog asleep in the sun.

I admired the way McCain worked on campaign finance reform. I admired the way Nancy Pelosi stiffened the Democrats’ spine during the health care debate. I admire the way Barack Obama has raised a dog in the White House without ever putting it on the roof of the car for a vacation drive.

I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over.

If you live in a place that you perceive to be a crowded place, you appreciate government; you see it as this thing that protects you against crime, that keeps order, that makes sure that nobody puts a massage parlor next to your house, that keeps other people’s dogs from pooping on the sidewalk.

Sacredam!” he cried, when his eyes lit upon Buck. “Dat one dam bully dog! Eh? How moch?

She boasted the general battle-ax demeanor of an especially strict governess. This was the kind of woman who took her tea black, smoked cigars after midnight, played a mean game of cribbage, and kept a bevy of repulsive little dogs. Alexia liked her immediately.

I don’t like running when I’m holding things in my hand, whether it’s a dog leash or a baby jogger. My mechanics get all messed up.

The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

The cat, which is a solitary beast, is single minded and goes its way alone, but, the dog, like his master, is confused in his mind.

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.

Necessity has the face of a dog.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

The dog that trots about finds a bone.

The dog knows, but does not know that he knows.

To ask a politician to lead us is to ask the tail of a dog to lead the dog.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don’t take myself all that seriously.f

Dogs and angels are not very far apart

I’m a boss in a skirt, I’m a dog, I’m a flirt.

The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog.