The fact that I haven’t been married might qualify me as belonging in the nutty category to a lot of women

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth

I think that the status that you have in life should be reflected in official documents. If you are married, fine, if you are living with someone, fine, if you are single, fine. We don’t want to tell people how to live their lives.

When I was young if a girl married poor, she became a housekeeper and a drudge. If she married wealthy, she became a pet and a doll. – Susan B. Anthony A.

Well, it’d certainly be fascinating if we discovered that gays were better at being married than heterosexuals are. Talk about irony.

Many gentleman were unable to cope with abundant chatter, which is why they so often married it.

These things, regrettably, are bound to occur when one is married and befriended.

A woman, even a married woman, cannot float without proper escort. It is simply not done.

I think I’ve had an interesting life. I’ve done films, TV, theatre and got married. I don’t have any regrets.

What is it the Bible teaches us? – raping, cruelty, and murder. What is it the New Testament teaches us? – to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married, and the belief of this debauchery is called faith

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.

Before I got married, I dated the gamut.

As a newly married person, as much as I would love for my husband to buy into the ‘my way or the highway’ philosophy, you realize it’s all about compromising and finding some sort of middle ground that everyone can live with.

So Mowgli went away and hunted with the four cubs in the jungle from that day on. But he was not always alone, because years afterward he became a man and married. But that is a story for grown-ups.

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.

Slowly, though, I find that the woman coming to my aid is no longer the woman I married. Rather, she is the wife and mother who left behind husband and son, who lived for years in tortured solitude, and who stands before me now as a virtuoso of the self-recrimination I’m only beginning to learn. She is helping me because she loves me, because she knows this darkness and has its map. There is indeed no medicine. But there is a journey I no longer have to make alone.

Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.

I’m married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I’d be playing all the time and never see any of my friends or do any work.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.

Loads of my friends are lesbians, and it really annoys me that gay people aren’t allowed to get married in most parts of America. I’d go on a march for gay rights any time.

When you get married, your loyalty, first and foremost, is to your spouse, and to the family that you create together.

I would probably have more in common with a whale than with a bourgeois married couple employed at worthy institutions that I would wipe from the face of the earth if it was given to me to do so.

I have seen the breakups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly and I do not want to make that mistake.

You would think that a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.

If I meet my ideal woman, I want to get married straight away. And start making a world of just the two of us.

When a person is born we rejoice, and when they’re married we jubilate, but when they die we try to pretend nothing has happened.

If I get married, I want to be very married.

It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.

Ah, I forgot, your husband is an exception. Mine is the general rule, and nothing ages a woman so rapidly as having married the general rule.

I got married, going to become father soon, being No. 1 in the sport that I love with all my heart. I mean, it’s pretty awesome.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives’ mouths.

Love, what is love? I don’t think you can really put it into words. Love is understanding someone, caring for him, sharing his joys and sorrows. This eventually includes physical love. You’ve shared something, given something away and received something in return, whether or not you’re married, whether or not you have a baby. Losing your virtue doesn’t matter, as long as you know that for as long as you live you’ll have someone at your side who understands you, and who doesn’t have to be shared with anyone else

Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

It was weird to be married; you kind of lose your identity. You’re suddenly somebody’s wife. And you’re like, ‘Oh, I’m half of a couple now. I’ve lost me.’

To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldn’t be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.

I think same sex couples should be able to get married.

You can’t stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.