We complain and complain, but we have lived and seen the blossom -apple, pear, cherry, plum, almond blossom – in the sun; and the best among us cannot pretend they deserve – or could contrive – anything better.

I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It’s a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile

I don’t pretend to be perfect. I want people to see me as I am.

Good heavens! what a foolish thing is this pretended perfectibility of the human race which is continually being dinned into our ears

And This Is Where The Story And Confusion Begin, ‘Cause I Was In Nirvana But I Had To Pretend That I Wasn’t

It is far better that we admitted a thousand devils to roam at large than that we permitted one such imposter and monster as Moses, Joshua, Samuel, and the Bible prophets, to come with the pretended word of God and have credit among us

She keeps her Moet et Chandon

In her pretty cabinet

‘Let them eat cake’, she says

Just like Marie Antoinette

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda

Feelings aren’t an absence of strength. I know this for sure. So why should I pretend to have a sense of humor just to allow someone else to take a shot at me?

Be brave. Even if you’re not pretend to be.
No one can tell the difference.

Sincerity is to speak as we think, to do as we pretend and profess.

I used to imagine it. I used to pretend that my Peugeot driving to the gym in the rain in Dublin was a Ferrari on the Vegas strip. And now that I have that? I can’t even describe that feeling. That’s why I like the best – the best cars, the best food, the best watches.

I wish we could pretend to be like we always were before.

President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people.

What is a normal childhood? We weren’t rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn’t save any money.

We should not pretend to understand the world only by the intellect; we apprehend it just as much by feeling. Therefore, the judgment of the intellect is, at best, only the half of truth, and must, if it be honest, also come to an understanding of its inadequacy

Some will hate you pretend they love you now then behind they try to eliminate you.

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

Some Socialists seem to believe that people should be numbers in a State computer. We believe they should be individuals. We are all unequal. No one, thank heavens, is like anyone else, however much the Socialists may pretend otherwise. We believe that everyone has the right to be unequal but to us every human being is equally important.

When a person is born we rejoice, and when they’re married we jubilate, but when they die we try to pretend nothing has happened.

If you re not speaking your own truth, you will never be able to be all you are meant to be. You cannot be pretending to be somebody else.

I mean, you can pretend up to a certain point that the world has infinite resources and that it’s an infinite wastebasket-but at some point you’re going to run into the reality, which is that that isn’t true.

People often become actresses because of something they dislike about themselves: They pretend they are someone else.

No psychologist should pretend to understand what he does not understand. Only fools and charlatans know everything and understand nothing.

I’m tough when I have to be, tender when I should be. When you find a really tough guy, he’s not a predator. He doesn’t have to prove himself. Guys who have to pretend to be tough, they ain’t. I’m tough.

To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If not, pretend you are.

I pretend I’m not hurt, I walk about the world like I’m having fun.

Al Qaeda is still a threat. We cannot pretend somehow that because Barack Hussein Obama got elected as president, suddenly everything is going to be OK.

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

Honored delegates, leaders of the world, I pretend for a living.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.