I think, to me, reality is better than being fake.

I would say 95% of the time, because you just can’t remember your lines if you’re drinking alcohol. I would say about 95% of the time it was grape juice or this fake wine, which was horrible

Some people are naturally brave. Others, like me, learn to fake it. I still had no idea if faked bravery and real bravery were the same thing.

I often fake my death and then just show up at people’s houses. They say ‘that’s a good one Thom’ but I know maybe they don’t really think it’s a funny joke

She looks like the real thing, She tastes like the real thing, My fake plastic love. But I can’t help the feeling, I could blow through the ceiling If I just turned and ran

Some people thought Theophilus was a fake name. Whatever

I’ve always felt that animals are the purest spirits in the world. They don’t fake or hide their feelings, and they are the most loyal creatures on Earth. And somehow we humans think we’re smarter-what a joke.

I’m an animal activist. Many people say that I’m a hypocrite, because I eat burgers and stuff like that but I won’t wear fur. But I’m not a hypocrite. I just only wear fake fur.

If you have a beautiful face you don’t need fake boobs to get anyone’s attention.

I turned myself to face me, but I’ve never caught a glimpse of how the others must see the faker.

Don’t reach out to me, don’t talk to me, don’t like my st, don’t follow me, because I know when you’re being fake

I used to have a fake Louis Vuitton bag because I thought it meant something in life. But now I realize that all the things in the world don’t define you. It’s what you stand for, what you’re willing to do, how close to the truth you’re willing to be in your life.

And we were raised wrong but we stayed strong and we kept it real, we got faked on

I can’t trust anyone—issa fake everywhere.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.