When I was young if a girl married poor, she became a housekeeper and a drudge. If she married wealthy, she became a pet and a doll. – Susan B. Anthony A.

We all love animals. Why do we call some ‘pets’ and others ‘dinner?’

I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic f***** hatreds!

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.