I grew up in a household where the FryDaddy was always bubbling,

With the right support, a child growing up in a dysfunctional household, who was destined for a lifetime on benefits could be put on an entirely different track – one which sees them move into fulfilling and sustainable work. In doing so, they will pull themselves out of poverty.

As if being a former vampire drone in a werewolf household were not shocking enough, the maid then opened her mouth and proved that she was also, quite reprehensibly, French.

I was raised in the city, shitty Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty Drinkin’ liquor out my momma’s titty And smokin’ weed was an everyday thang in my household, And drinking liquor til’ you out cold.

By liberating women from household work and helping to abolish professions such as domestic service, the washing machine and other household goods completely revolutionised the structure of society.

I go to my mom’s house and she’ll make me do the dishes or clean up.

When a house is on fire and you know that there are people in it, it is a sin to straighten pictures in that house. When the world about you is in great danger, works that are in themselves not sinful can be quite wrong.

I don’t understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little – if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that’s the day she has a date with destiny. And it’s best to be as pretty as possible for destiny.

For we women are not only the deities of the household fire, but the flame of the soul itself.

Being the only man in the household with my mom definitely helped me grow up fast.