You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn’t want a lady who’s a contortionist?

I hate missing everything. That’s why I want to marry well and be a grand lady. Then I can host all the parties, all the time, and see everything that is going on always. How can you stand not knowing?

A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age.

Lady, the Faith is here,” he stated. “But we must build churches in our hearts, for surely those built in the world have all betrayed us.

It was an old, old, old, old lady,
And a boy who was half-past three;
And the way they played together
Was beautiful to see.

The ladies love the luxury That’s why they all fu*k with me

Fellas grab your ladies if your lady fine Tell her she the one, she the one for life

I don’t like to badmouth people. But I’m the head of a monarchy that began in the ninth century, and I’m apparently more modern than Chris Christie. Look, I know he has to appeal to the crazy right-wingers in his party, but the fact is, he’s not as forward-thinking as an eighty-seven-year-old lady who wears a crown on her head. It’s pathetic.

Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could’ve been a lady in a poncho.

The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated.

What Britain needs is an iron lady.

To those waiting with bated breath for that favorite media catchphrase, the U-turn, I have only this to say, ‘You turn if you want; the lady’s not for turning.

Power is like being a lady, if you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.