Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I’m joking that’d be grisly and awful

Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I’m joking that’d be grisly and awful

The only type of humor that is excused lower classness is satire, and satire is the chamber music of comedy – a joke that many people profess to enjoy, but few actually get

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt.

As soon as I get through with you, you’ll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

I became a journalist partly so that I wouldn’t ever have to rely on the press for my information

When Henry Ford said, “The customer can have a car in any color as long as it’s black,” he was not joking.

If you wish to know who is really the lover, look then not at the boy who sits by her side, looks boldly into her eyes and twists the flowers in her necklace around his fingers and steals the hibiscus flower from her hair that he may wear it behind his ear. Do not think it is he who whispers softly in her ear, or says to her ‘Sweetheart, wait for me to-night. After the moon has set, I will come to you,’ or who teases her by saying she has many lovers. Look instead at the boy who sits far-off, who sits with bent head and takes no part in the joking.

Joking around is part of my personality, just who I am

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That’s the funniest joke in the world.