Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we’re doing it for ourselves. No. If we wanted to do stand-up for ourselves, we would perform in front of a mirror and never go to a club. We are giving this away. Some people are going through so much in their lives, they want to hear something else that’s going on in the world and laugh.

Society is a codependent group of narcissistic hypocrites without mirrors.

Look not in my eyes, for fear
They mirror true the sight I see,
And there you find your face too clear
And love it and be lost like me.

The best mirror is an old friend.

Did men ever look in the mirror, I wondered, and find themselves wanting in deeply fundamental ways? When they opened a newspaper or watched a film, were they presented with nothing but exceptionally handsome young men, and did this make them feel intimidated, inferior, because they were not as young, not as handsome? Did they then read newspaper articles ridiculing those same handsome men if they gained weight or wore something unflattering?

I’d anticipated insults before they came. I’d avoided looking in actual mirrors, but I’d gazed constantly in the mirror in my mind and always hated what I showed myself. I looked again in the real mirror in front of me. Dignified. Dignified and grand. I closed my eyes and saw myself again. Milk-white face, blood-red lips. Dignified and grand.

Mirror that lies, mirror that lies, that can’t be me in the gorilla disguise.

Life is architecture and architecture is the mirror of life.

Life is architecture and architecture is the mirror of life.

I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by winners.

Baseball is a mirror of life, reflecting our triumphs and failures.

It’s Actually Beautiful That We’re Aware Of This Superpower That We Have Where We’re Just Us, No Matter What. We Don’t Get Nervous In Front Of People. We Look In The Mirror And We’re Okay With It

He had total love in his eyes when he performed. He was the total androgenous beauty. I would practice Elvis in front of the mirror when I was twelve or thirteen years old.

A novel is a window into the human soul, a mirror in which we see ourselves reflected

This is a very unforgiving country when you show this country its warts, when you hold the mirror up. If you happen not to share their beliefs, they’ll kill you.

You pray best when the mirror of your soul is empty of every image except the Image of the Invisible Father

I remember the moment I realized I was free, looking in a mirror and saying, “I choose my motherfucking self.”

Perception is a mirror, not a fact. And what I look on is my state of mind, reflected outward.

During exposure, interference takes place between the incident rays and those reflected by the mirror, with the formation of interference fringes half a wavelength distant from each other.

I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

My beauty doesn’t come from a mirror. Never has and never will.

I’m a mirror. If you’re cool with me, I’m cool with you, and the exchange starts. What you see is what you reflect. If you don’t like what you see, then you’ve done something. If I’m standoffish, that’s because you are.

I look in the mirror, my only opponent.

From the depths of the mirror, a corpse gazed back at me. The look in his eyes, as they stared into mine, has never left me.

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

I couldn’t stand the person inside me. I turned all the mirrors around.

The best mirror is an old friend.

Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror.

Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off.

When it’s over I just want to be able to look in the mirror and say, ‘Well, you were a half-decent player.’

One can know oneself only with one’s own eye of knowledge, and not with somebody else’s. Does he who is Rama require the help of a mirror to know that he is Rama?

Apothegms are the most infallible mirror to represent a man truly what he is.

It’s hard to see your own face without a mirror.

The eyes are the mirror of the soul and reflect everything that seems to be hidden; and like a mirror, they also reflect the person looking into them.

Like anybody, I like clothes, and I enjoy what I like to wear. We might have a difference in personal outfit choices. Some might not like it. But to judge someone because of their appearance is pretty foolish. If you have time to do that, I suggest you look at yourself in the mirror and spend more time developing yourself. Come on, it’s 2013.

Who sees the human face correctly: the photographer, the mirror, or the painter?

The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.

I’m starting with the man in the mirror

Relationship is the mirror in which you discover yourself – to be is to be related

People want nothing but mirrors around them. To reflect them while they’re reflecting too … Reflections of reflections and echoes of echoes. No beginning and no end. No center and no purpose.

I remember as a kid, I was improvising and making little trophies out of different materials and going in front of the mirror, lifting the trophies and saying ‘Nole was the champion

How people themselves perceive what they are doing is not a question that interests me. I mean, there are very few people who are going to look into the mirror and say, ‘That person I see is a savage monster’; instead, they make up some construction that justifies what they do. If you ask the CEO of some major corporation what he does he will say, in all honesty, that he is slaving 20 hours a day to provide his customers with the best goods or services he can and creating the best possible working conditions for his employees. But then you take a look at what the corporation does, the effect of its legal structure, the vast inequalities in pay and conditions, and you see the reality is something far different.

The expiatory church of La Sagrada Família is made by the people and is mirrored in them. It is a work that is in the hands of God and the will of the people.

Good actors I’ve worked with all started out making faces in a mirror, and you keep making faces all your life.

Be a mirror, absorb everything around you and still remain the same.

Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it’s broken, but you can still see the crack in that mother fucker’s reflection.