Oh what idiots we have all been, this is just as it must be.

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

Some people have different ways than yours of having fun. You can’t judge ’em, you can’t dismiss ’em, and you can’t say, ‘what an idiot, what a food.’ You just have to accept their truth of their harmony with what they wanna do in their heart. As long as it’s not hurting anyone.

Few of the great tragedies of history were created by the village idiot, and many by the village genius

Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.

Empathize with stupidity and you’re halfway to thinking like an idiot.

Never confuse education with intelligence, you can have a PhD and still be an idiot.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

God’s not on our side because he hates idiots, also.

I don’t have a temper, I have passion. I get frustrated and fucked off and wound up with idiots quickly, so I get straight to the point. Cut the bullshit. That’s healthy.

Nur ein Idiot glaubt, aus eigenen Erfahrungen zu lernen. Ich ziehe es vor, aus den Erfahrungen anderer zu lernen, um von vorneherein eigene Fehler zu vermeiden.

Every idiot who goes about with a ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Any idiot can face a crisis; it’s the day-to-day living that wears you out.

I’m not afraid to look like an idiot

After 50 years of television, there’s no other conclusion the aliens could draw, but that most humans are neurotic, death-hungry, dysfunctional idiots.

Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot so it kinds works out

At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that’s who you come to see.