Adam sandler
- Country : United States
- Profession :Actor, comedian, producer, and screenwriter
- DOB: 1966-09-09
Adam Sandler, born on September 9, 1966, is a versatile American actor, comedian, producer, and screenwriter. Rising to fame on “Saturday Night Live,” he transitioned to film with hits like “Happy Gilmore,” “Billy Madison,” and “The Waterboy.” Known for his unique comedic style, Sandler’s films have grossed billions worldwide. He’s also ventured into dramatic roles, earning critical acclaim for “Punch-Drunk Love” and “Uncut Gems.” Additionally, his production company, Happy Madison Productions, has produced numerous successful projects. Sandler’s enduring popularity and ability to balance humor and depth have solidified his status as a prominent figure in the entertainment industry.
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out
Author: Adam sandlerI am good. You know what, you’re a lousy kindergarten teacher. I’ve seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they suck
Author: Adam sandlerThat was pretty much my life. I’d say, ‘Mama, how come some people ain’t nice?’ She’d say, ‘Well, probably because they wasn’t breastfed.
Author: Adam sandlerIt’s surreal to think that people come up to me and say, ‘Do the voice, do the voice!
Author: Adam sandlerWhat? I didn’t break it, I was just testing its durability, and then I placed it in the woods because it’s made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.
Author: Adam sandlerKids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I’d make one that I can’t get yelled at for.
Author: Adam sandlerMy comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing
Author: Adam sandlerI’m very much aware of my own insecurities. I’m aware of the things that I struggle with
Author: Adam sandlerI like to play the characters that are the center of attention and have an edge
Author: Adam sandlerWhen you’re around the kids, you feel like you act the most grown up just because you’re supposed to lead. I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
Author: Adam sandlerOne thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
Author: Adam sandlerA lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
Author: Adam sandlerMy intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time
Author: Adam sandlerI wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
Author: Adam sandlerI still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated
Author: Adam sandlerI don’t know who makes the rules, but I think it’s a bad idea to watch your own stuff with a crowd
Author: Adam sandlerSir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
Author: Adam sandlerTruth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
Author: Adam sandlerWith the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
Author: Adam sandlerMama says that, alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush
Author: Adam sandlerSomeone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat
Author: Adam sandlerGod gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.
Author: Adam sandlerI wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside
Author: Adam sandlerInsomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now
Author: Adam sandlerAlright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
Author: Adam sandlerYou ever have a dream, that you, um, you had, uh, you could, you’ll do, you could do so, you, you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them to do you so much, you could do anything?
Author: Adam sandlerI want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Author: Adam sandlerWhen your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway
Author: Adam sandlerI’m in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!
Author: Adam sandlerI love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Author: Adam sandler