My major form of exercise is jumping to conclusions.

People think that jumping or do trick shot is gifted. Yes, it’s gifted but is a lot of work. I won’t say I work on the trick shot, but it’s like I think physically I’m one of the best.

There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can’t move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies.

Almost everything worthwhile carries with it some sort of risk, whether it’s starting a new business, entering into a serious relationship, or jumping out of an airplane.

I am not someone who does a lot of exercise, so I attempt to maintain some sort of rhythm, and I think the jump rope is the funnest way. It’s easy, you can do it in your room or anywhere

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don’t throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer.

Jump, and you will find out how to unfold your wings as you fall.

Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down.

Jump out the window if you are the object of passion. Flee it if you feel it. Passion goes, boredom remains

I wish you would jump in the oven! That would make my life a lot easier!

The lizard that jumped from a high Iroko tree to the ground said he would praise himself if no-one else did.

The wall! Your success is on the other side. Can’t jump over it or go around it. You know what to do.

Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn’t just jump over and have done with it.

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn’t make you want to jump into that business.

He asked, “What makes a man a writer?” “Well,” I said, “it’s simple. You either get it down on paper, or jump off a bridge.

Don’t jump in the water, if you can’t swim

I think I jump around more when I’m alone.

Tell me that you comin’ back and you just took a break. Maybe I blamed you for everything, that was my mistake. In hindsight I loved your rawness and I loved your edge. ‘Cause it was you who talked me down from jumping off the ledge.

To succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.