He wants to know why my marks aren’t better. Why I don’t speak fluent French. Why I can’t kill a fully grown man with a nutcracker.

I may be French, but I’m playing for Arsenal

I feel French, beyond the passport.

My dream is not Hollywood, but to perform my act in English to 30 people in a Soho comedy club, to show New Yorkers what they look like from the French point of view.

Puerto Ricans are many colors – we are Spanish, we’re French, we’re Thai, Indian, we’re almost black, some of us.

The French complain of everything, and always.

The thing that’s wrong with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.