I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at ‘SNL,’ I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you’re going to end up at.

How come I end up where I started? How come I end up where I went wrong? You used to be alright What happened?

Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?” Jake went on. “Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The Battle of Midway? Neither side used oatmeal. Desert Storm? No oatmeal.

Heaven knows where I’ll end up – but it’s a safe bet that I’ll never be at the top of anything! Nor do I particularly care to be.

I suppose I might be a player–coach nowadays. I’m a great teacher, and I enjoy teaching. But I’m glad I got injured and ended up turning to cooking. It was an accident but the happiest one of my life.

The problem of disbelieving in God is not that a man ends up believing nothing. Alas, it is much worse. He ends up believing anything.

It had nothing to do with women and booze, car crashes or court cases. It was purely football. Losing wasn’t in my vocabulary. When the wonderful players I had been brought up with – Charlton, Law, Crerand, Stiles – went into decline, United made no real attempt to buy the best replacements. I was left struggling among fellas who should not have been allowed through the door. It sickened me that we ended up being just about the worst team in the First Division.

You can scream at me, call me for a shoot at midnight, keep me waiting for hours, as long as what ends up on the screen is perfect.

If you don’t have a plan, it’s very hard to really have faith in what you’re doing ’cause soon as something pops up, it’s gonna look like the end-all

An artist always knows everything he does. You know what I’m saying—all the records he starts and don’t end up in the public and just sit on the harddriver

Started out the trunk, ended up at the dealership

We were caught in a vicious circle of unpleasantness and sorrow. Not a very happy period for either us, but at least it’s coming to an end.

There are so many wonderful places. There are many parts of Asia, Africa, South America, so sooner or later I’ll end up everywhere, I’m sure

When I was young I felt really overwhelmed and confused by the desire not to end up in an office, doing something I didn’t believe in.

True love never has a happy ending, because there is no ending to true love.

The end cannot justify the means, for the simple and obvious reason that the means employed determine the nature of the ends produced

The Tortoise never for a moment stopped, but went on with a slow but steady pace straight to the end of the course

He that is hard to please, may get nothing in the end

A man’s legacy is determined by how the story ends.

In my end is my beginning.

I rebel; therefore I exist.

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself

We all start somewhere; it’s where you end up that counts.