Animals are not here for us to do as we please with. We are not their superiors, we are their equals. We are their family. Be kind to them.

I’d rather be happy being myself than sad trying to please everyone else.

So please don’t leave me you got the best of me.

Please be happy.

O Lord, you know what is best for me. Let this or that be done, as you please. Give what you will, how much you will, and when you will

People always say that you can’t please everybody. I think that’s a cop-out. Why not attempt it? ‘Cause think of all the people you will please if you try.

If the world does not please you, you can change it.

You can’t please everyone, so focus on making yourself happy.

Please — consider me a dream.

Would you please please please please please please please stop talking?

I am much more afraid of my good deeds that please me than of my bad deeds that repel me.

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

Every individual in the church is free to think as he pleases.

My life didn’t please me, so I created my life.

Please call me Eddie if it will help you to relax.

What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.

I am astonished, disappointed, pleased with myself. I am distressed, depressed, rapturous. I am all these things at once, and cannot add up the sum

Off I go, rummaging about in books for sayings which please me.

The foundation of a great Empire is laid, and I please myself with a persuasion, that Providence will not leave its work imperfect.

Oh, please don’t you rock my boat, ’cause I don’t want my boat to be rocking

He is free to evade reality, he is free to unfocus his mind and stumble blindly down any road he pleases, but not free to avoid the abyss he refuses to see.

Please know that I am aware of the hazards. I want to do it because I want to do it. Women must try to do things as men have tried. When they fail, their failure must be but a challenge to others

O Athenians, what toil do I undergo to please you

By trying to please everybody, he had pleased nobody, and lost his Ass besides

The Boys and the Frogs SOME BOYS, playing near a pond, saw a number of Frogs in the water and began to pelt them with stones. They killed several of them, when one of the Frogs, lifting his head out of the water, cried out: “Pray stop, my boys: what is sport to you, is death to us

He that is hard to please, may get nothing in the end

Please all, and you will please none

You can’t please all the people all the time, and last night all those people were at my show.

If you want to be happy, try only to please God, not people.