You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?

There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately

Who doesn’t want an exploding wicker chicken?

hen I was young, I would gorge on chicken. But for the last several years, I’ve been a pure vegetarian; I don’t even take egg.

My favorite dish is tandoori chicken.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Because You Didn’t F****** Cook It!

I’m like a chicken nugget or something you just wanna put your barbeque sauce all up on it

The sun’s not yellow, its chicken!

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

In a suitable temperature, an egg becomes a chicken, and there are no chickens born of stones.

Just to settle it once and for all: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, laid by a bird that was not a chicken.