Birthday
Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. The perfect life is spread before us every day, but it changes and withers at a touch.
Author: J. B. PriestleyTopics: Advertisement, Age, Birthday, Famous, Living, Perfect
I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It’s a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile
Author: Thom YorkeTopics: Birthday, Hilarious, Neighborhoods, Parents, Pranks, Pretend
If Christmas is for families, what do you do when there are families scattered all over the country? I am pretty sure God wants to make sure I touch all the bases, even if I spend his actual birthday with Delta Airlines.
Author: Gail CollinsTopics: Airlines, Birthday, Christmas, Country, Families, Famous, God, Want
My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely accept offers for concerts and shows if they are to be held on this day.
Author: Kailash KherTopics: Accepting, Birthday, Concert, Family, Famous, Love, Rarely, Shows, Want
The birthday of a new world is at hand
Author: Thomas PaineTopics: Birthday, Famous, Hand, Inspirational, Life, New, Positive, World
I’m never home. I miss birthdays. I miss holidays. I miss anniversaries. I miss special moments. I’m not always there for important times, because I’m out on the road trying to make people laugh. I give up my privacy. I give up the ability to walk somewhere and relax.
Author: Gabriel IglesiasTopics: Anniversary, Birthday, Busy schedules, Famous, Give up, Holiday, Home, Lack of privacy, Laugh, Miss, Never, People, Special Day
Presents don’t really mean much to me. I don’t want to sound mawkish, but – it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.
Author: Gabriel ByrneTopics: Birthday, Famous, Happy, Life, Love, Mean, People, Present, Realization
Every minute of every day, a child under 15 is infected with HIV – the overwhelming majority of children under 15 who are HIV-positive get infected through their mothers at birth. Without treatment, half of these children die before they reach their second birthday.
Author: Gabriel ByrneTopics: Affected, Birthday, Children, Famous, Fighting, HIV-positive, Infected, Mother, Treatment
With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
Author: Rodney DangerfieldTopics: Birthday, Famous, Respect, Toast, Waiter, Wife, Woman
On my 50th birthday in 2005, my discount-wielding AARP card came in the mail. I hurled it in the trash, put on something fabulous, and had a decadent meal. Just the thought of putting it in my wallet felt like a concession.
Author: ImanTopics: Birthday, Famous, Meaningful
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Author: Robert FrostTopics: Birthday, Diplomat, Famous, Remembers, Woman's
For my sister’s 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
Author: Steven Alexander WrightTopics: Birthday, Famous, Meaningful
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
Author: Steven Alexander WrightTopics: Birthday, Famous, Meaningful
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Author: Groucho MarxTopics: Birthday, Confession, Famous
Why party like it is 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday?
Author: PrinceTopics: Birthday, Famous, Meaningful, Party
I turned down Prince William’s invitation for me to sing at his birthday bash because he was spearing animals in Africa and bringing publicity to it, and I thought that was pretty disgusting!
Author: PinkTopics: Birthday, Disgusting, Famous, Invitation, Meaningful
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
Author: Paris HiltonTopics: Birthday, Everyday, Famous, Meaningful, See
I’m living my best life. It’s my birthday, at least that’s what I’m dressed like
Author: Cardi BTopics: Birthday, Dreamt, Dress, Leads, Leak, Living, Living situation, Sudden, Suffer
Certain, when I was born, so long ago, Death drew the tap of life and let it flow; And ever since the tap has done its task, And now there’s little but an empty cask.
Author: Geoffrey ChaucerTopics: Birthday, Born, Death, Empty cask, Famous, Inspirational, Task
Every birthday, you decide whether to mark it the end of your greatest days or the beginning of your finest hour.
Author: Oprah WinfreyTopics: Beginning, Birthday, Decide, Greatest
I always add a year to myself, so I’m prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40.
Author: Nicolas CageTopics: Already, Birthday, Famous, Feelings, Life, Meaningful, Prepared
For my fifth birthday party we had a ‘Jaws’ theme
Author: Ariana GrandeTopics: Birthday, Experiences, Famous, Feelings, Life, Meaningful, Party