The happiest types I’ve ever known ran puppet shows – turning puppets into people. It works much better than turning people into puppets.

You might as well play at the show everyone else is playing at.

A watch shows how you want to look – or how you want people to look at you.

My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely accept offers for concerts and shows if they are to be held on this day.

I believe that shows should be shot where they take place.

Maybe 10 times a year I’ll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs.

I got my feet wet in a couple of shows. I did a cameo on my favorite show, ‘The Vampire Diaries.’ And I guest starred on a show called ‘Kickin’ It’ on Disney.

Difficulty shows what men are.

To accuse others for one’s own misfortune is a sign of want of education. To accuse oneself shows that one’s education has begun. To accuse neither oneself nor others shows that one’s education is complete.

My message is just showing people how I came from nothing.

Unlike productions in the other arts, all television shows are born to destroy two other shows.