Lyall had spent centuries nibbling about the great layered cake that was polite society while Lord Akeldama acted the part of the frosting on its top.

We’re a team like tea and milk, or cake and custard, or pork and apple.

I love that when I breathe you in you smell like cake batter. And I love that you have this insane way of talking in circles that makes perfect sense.

I’m not on a diet. And it’s funny cause people go ‘Well, then why do you drink diet soda?’ So I can eat regular cake.

Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it’s for a check. It’s not what I want to do. Comedy’s my thing. Stand up’s my thing. Everything that comes from that is frosting on the cake.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

I don’t want to die tomorrow knowing I could’ve had a piece of cake tonight.

Every night, it’s a bakery on the bus. It’s a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I’m diabetic, so I’m like, are you kidding me?!

Know I’m great but I’m broke as hell. Having dreams that I’m folding cake.

I’m not aging; I’m just becoming a classic, like a vintage snack cake.

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.

Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.