I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality; I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor.

Do you like to slide?” His voice was eager. Stair rails! Did he suspect me? I forced a sigh. “No, Majesty. I’m terrified of heights.” “Oh.” His polite tone had returned. “I wish I could enjoy it. This fear of heights is an affliction.” He nodded, a show of sympathy but not much interest. I was losing him. “Especially,” I added, “as I’ve grown taller.