If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all. And if you do have to say it, make it really funny so I can screenshot it and save it for later.
Author: Sabrina CarpenterDon’t matter which way you go Payback’s gonna come your way
Author: Bruno MarsLike my daddy, I’m a gambling man Never been afraid to roll the dice But when I put my bet on her Little Miss Snake Eyes ruined my life
Author: Bruno MarsFashion has become a joke. The designers have forgotten that there are women inside the dresses. Most women dress for men and want to be admired. But they must also be able to move, to get into a car without bursting their seams! Clothes must have a natural shape.
Author: Coco ChanelBeing born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery
Author: Andy Warhol