It came about as follows: over the years when I was involved in dianetics, I wrote the beginnings of many stories. I would get an idea, and then write the beginning, and then never touch it again.

The best thing that I Always actually wish to do is to lay my very self in the huge and good store of jam. I love jam

If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest jean store and overturn the racks of blue denim.

If I weren’t in Radiohead I’d be working at a grocery store, I’d be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency apartment and collects salted, cured meats

Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like ‘hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke’ Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified

Educators accept they have a present for giving; it drives them with the equivalent unstoppable drive that drives others to make a show-stopper or a market or a structure.

The best stories are the ones that make you think

The best stories are the ones that leave room for interpretation.

I just distributed my first novel at 40 years old. Till at that point, I composed short stories

I shop at a lot of vintage stores because the prices are amazing, and I love the idea that there’s a history behind the piece I’m wearing.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

A store is just a collection of content. The Steam store is this very safe, boring entertainment experience. Nobody says, ‘I’m going to play the Steam store now.’

Writers are desperate people and when they stop being desperate they stop being writers.

I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn’t a nightmare.

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. It may not be difficult to store up in the mind a vast quantity of facts within a comparatively short time, but the ability to form judgments requires the severe discipline of hard work and the tempering heat of experience and maturity

Life has everything in store for you, Dorian. There is nothing that you, with your extraordinary good looks, will not be able to do

Oh, stop! stop! I beg of you: what is sport to you is death to us

What’s bred in the bone will stick to the flesh

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.