To be a true comic, you have to have a signature move. You ever watch wrestling? And your favorite wrestler has the one move that he always does to finish his opponent off, right? Like when he climbs on the rope, and he always jumps off the top rope and finishes off his opponent – that’s what a comic has.

My signature style is super uniformed. I like black pants, black blazers, and boots

Every thought you produce, anything you say, any action you do, it bears your signature

Indifference is the sign of sickness, a sickness of the soul more contagious than any other.

Unless you let go of the sight of the shore, you cannot conquer the ocean.

A man’s kiss is his signature.

And extracting one molecule’s signature in spectral analysis from the rest of the signatures is hard work, sort of like picking out the sound of your toddler’s voice in a roomful of screaming children during playtime. It’s hard, but you can do it.

I’m not a star. I don’t feel I’m so great. So how can I make you feel great just because you’ve got my signature on a piece of paper?