Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
People that really know me, they adore me.
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain
If these town gods can’t detect the thieves who steal from their own temples, it’s hardly likely they’ll tell me who stole my spade
It is easy to propose impossible remedies.
It’s so important your customer can rely on you for your classics.