Monkey
Smashing things is the violent way stupid mortal monkeys solve their problems.
Author: Kage BakerTopics: Famous, Monkey, Mortals, Problem-Solving, Stupid, Things, Violent
I only became aware that my eyes had filled with tears when I noticed some commotion in the treetops, far off outside the perimeter wall. I blinked and looked again. There were monkeys out there fighting, screaming and pelting one another with rotten fruit.
Author: Kage BakerTopics: Eyes, Famous, Fighting, Monkey, Rotten, Screaming, Tears
I soon learned that humans can screech even louder than monkeys.
Author: K. A. ApplegateTopics: Famous, Humans, Learned, Louder, Monkey, Scream
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Author: H. L. MenckenTopics: Cage, Democracy, Famous, Humor, Monkey, Running, Science
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Author: Steven Alexander WrightTopics: Famous, Meaningful, Monkey
Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers.
Author: Robert A. HeinleinTopics: Accept, Monkey, Rules
The probable fact is that we are descended not only from monkeys but from monks.
Author: Elbert HubbardTopics: Facts, Famous, Feelings, Inspirational, Life, Meaningful, Monk, Monkey, Proactive, Probability
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
Author: Stephen HawkingTopics: Famous, Meaningful, Monkey, Universe
Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.
Author: Paris HiltonTopics: Famous, Guys, Home, Meaningful, Monkey
The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest art in music or the drama which secures for the gifted secures a world wide fame princes well might envy.
Author: P. T. BarnumTopics: Business, Dignity, Drama, Exhibitionist, Expositions, Famous, Highest, Meaningful, Monkey, Music, Secures