What I love most about Norway is you ladies. Back home I’m used to fat and hairy women journalists.

Journalists ask me all the time, ‘Akshay, do you believe in the numbers game?’ My standard response: ‘I can’t count, that’s why I have producers and accountants who calculate for me. As long as I have them in my life, I don’t need to worry about numbers!’

I’m a journalist. I like to go and see things for myself

Journalists ask me, ‘Why don’t you ever talk about sex in your performances?’ True, I don’t talk about sex – not in my personal life and not in my professional life. This is modesty.

Baseball is a journey of a thousand steps, each one as important as the last

A journalist in America told us that we’d [with Johhny Depp] been working together for 10 decades, so we’re a lot older than we look! We actually knew each other before the invention of cinema, so we have quite a good, long relationship.

Even in the United States and in other free nations, some journalists, academics, public officials, and saddest of all young people have developed and promulgated idealized, warped views of tyrannical regimes.

You never can tell with bees.

I had rather be called a journalist than an artist.

As a writer I’m merely a journalist who has learned to write better than others.

I feel that books, just like people, have a destiny. Some invite sorrow, others joy, some both.

A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.