We hold the moral obligation of providing for old age, helpless infancy, and poverty is far superior to that of supplying the invented wants of courtly extravagance

It has been the scheme of the Christian Church, and of all the other invented systems of religion, to hold man in ignorance of the Creator, as it is of Government to hold man in ignorance of his rights. The systems of the one are as false as those of the other, and are calculated for mutual support.

My main purpose in life is to make enough money to create ever more inventions…. The dove is my emblem…. I want to save and advance human life, not destroy it…. I am proud of the fact that I have never invented weapons to killc

The world is divided into those who screw and those who do not. He distrusted those who did not—when they strayed from the straight and narrow it was something so unusual for them that they bragged about love as if they had just invented it.

It had never occurred to him until then to think that literature was the best plaything that had ever been invented to make fun of people

Life is the best thing that has ever been invented.

Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.

Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other “sins” are invented nonsense.

Out here with the moves like I invented smooth

Movies were invented for Jimmy Cagney, and he was invented for the movies. A perfect match.

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I’ve invented

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.

Nothing is invented, for it’s written in nature first.

The distinctive Western character begins with the Greeks, who invented the habit of deductive reasoning and the science of geometry.

The Internet didn’t get invented on its own. Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet. The point is, is that when we succeed, we succeed because of our individual initiative, but also because we do things together.

Respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be.