I got the most expensive piece of paper on your wall that don’t do shit. I’ll tell you what I did with mine: I took it down, I shredded it, I stomped on it, and I shredded it to a nice, fine white powder and I snorted it like cocaine. I packaged the rest and sold it to some white girls.

Give the girl an inch and she thinks she’s a ruler.

It is so important for young girls to be fit. I think sports is the key to success, because the challenges you face in sports prepare you for the rest of your life.

From a very early age, girls were taught to restrain themselves physically and emotionally.

I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They’re the antichrist.

As actors, we don’t shy away from saying, ‘I wanted to be an actor because I wanted to meet girls.’ Directors cannot say the same thing.

There were two things I used to do to seduce girls: jokes and music. Since I’m not a great pianist, jokes were my thing.

What I write is not for little girls

Pakistan tries mentally challenged girl of blasphemy against the Holy Book. India arrests kids for posts on Facebook. Morbid competition?

So don’t become some background noise

A backdrop for the girls and boys

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

The other girls [in team] have experience. They’ve been competing on a lot of international world-class stages. They knew what to expect and what to do and what not to do. Me and Aly [Raisman] just gave them advice on the media side. We said, it’s gonna be crazy. It’s the Olympics. But it’s gonna be fun!

I would love to be remembered as someone who inspired young girls never to give up on their dreams.

Girls should be brought up to be comrades and helpers, not to be dolls. They should take a real and not a visionary share in the welfare of the nation.

I have a dream that one day little black boys and girls will be holding hands with little white boys and girls.