It’s been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable.

I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that’s what the song is about.

Every surface I touched was sticky; the cutlery, tables, trays and chairs clung to us like lonely drunks

Non-violence is the policy of the vegetable kingdom.

Don’t drink at all, don’t smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Morning exercise, walking in the free, invigorating air of heaven, or cultivating flowers, small fruits, and vegetables, is the surest safeguard against colds, coughs, congestion of the brain, inflammation of the liver, the kidneys, and the lungs, and a hundred other diseases.