I can’t do it, if I finish that, I’ll have to attach a seat belt to the toilet.
Maybe an airbag too.

Literature has nothing to do with usefulness; the most useful place in any house is the toilet

Well, I don’t use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.