I like Sundays. Sunday is the day of rest.

I’m hoping to have them out every Sunday, but obviously I haven’t been very good at that.

Sunday is a day given over by Americans to wishing that the themselves were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in Hell.

Sunday school: a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

If God hadn’t rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world.

Sunday is a day of rest. Loafing is not rest.