Baseball is a game of history and statistics, but it’s also a game of heart and soul

You do not know me, but I am a juvenile delinquent. I do not trust authority figures, I probably will not graduate from high school, and statistics say my present rowdiness and vandalism will likely lead to more serious crimes. I am a dangerous fellow, and I am causing mayhem in this store. […] There. I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid store employees. If you could see me, you would be frightened.

The same set of statistics can produce opposite conclusions at different levels of aggregation

Satan delights equally in statistics and in quoting scripture.

43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

There are three types of lies — lies, damn lies, and statistics.