Ogres weren’t dangerous only because of their size and their cruelty. They knew your secrets just by looking at you, and they used their knowledge.

People need to learn that yeah, there are ways of staying tiny, but you can make your body do what you want at any size, just by doing something that you feel healthy and comfortable with.

If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that’s not a pun about my size.

And he was offended at my show. Not by anything that I said, but because of the fact that now at the shows I started selling T-shirts and apparently, I didn’t have his size. Keep in mind, I go all the way up to five X on the T-shirts and he was like, “You don’t have my size.” I was like, “Dude, I didn’t know they made you! I have up to five X, I don’t have X!” A picture of a dinosaur on the back of the tag, you know?

If an apple was magnified to the size of the Earth, then the atoms in the apple would be approximately the size of the original apple.

The nobler sort of man emphasizes the good qualities in others, and does not accentuate the bad. The inferior does.

There was a stool there, and some fella kept asking me if I wanted to sit down. When I saw the stool sitting there, it gave me the idea. I’ll just put the stool out there and I’ll talk to Mr. Obama and ask him why he didn’t keep all of the promises he made to everybody.

Act your age, not your shoe size.

Women have fought so long and hard for our rights and equality, and now all our attention is put on being a size 0.

When I was young, I said to God, ‘God, tell me the mystery of the universe.’ But God answered, ‘That knowledge is for me alone.’ So I said, ‘God, tell me the mystery of the peanut.’ Then God said, ‘Well George, that’s more nearly your size.’ And he told me.

The massive bulk of the earth does indeed shrink to insignificance in comparison with the size of the heavens.

We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.

We are prone to judge success by the index of our salaries or the size of our automobiles rather than by the quality of our service and relationship to mankind.

Never question the size of Ice Cube’s balls!

t’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog

No matter how big your church is; its true size is measured by the size of the prayer meetings.

You don’t have to be a giant to play football, I’m happy with where I am. I am happy with where I am and I never cared what anyone else said, it only further motivated me.