You know, you’re going to look awfully silly with that knife sticking up your ass.

A silly idea is current that good people do not know what temptation means. This is an obvious lie. Only those who try to resist temptation know how strong it is… A man who gives in to temptation after five minutes simply does not know what it would have been like an hour later. That is why bad people, in one sense, know very little about badness. They have lived a sheltered life by always giving in

I once said Gazza’s IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: ‘What’s an IQ?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!