Given six months to live and being the fighter that I am, I set high goals for myself.

You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can’t get enough. You are addicted to Apple.

I am a sick man – oh, not my body. It is my soul, my brain. I seem to have lost all values. I care for nothing. If you had been this way a few months ago, it would have been different. It is too late, now.

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.

I can say this: You haven’t lived until you’ve had to wear a triplet pregnancy belly. You would be amazed at what a girl can learn based on the different months of pregnancy to make her character more interesting.

I’m a very good bowler, which I discovered a few months ago.

I’ve missed your calls for months it seems, don’t realize how mean I can be, ’cause I can sometimes treat the people that I love like jewelry.

If I didn’t make a single song in two months, I’m slipping’. You can’t just party every night.

Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.

Moths, and all sorts of ugly creatures, hover about a lighted candle. Can the candle help it?

Some people cannot see a good thing when it is right here, right now. Others can sense a good thing coming when it is days, months, or miles away.