Since all life is futility, then the decision to exist must be the most irrational of all.

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

There is hardship in everything except eating pancakes.

I never could have done what I have done, without the habits of punctuality, order, and diligence, without the determination to concentrate myself on one object at a time.

Vengeance and retribution require a long time; it is the rule.