There’s more student debt than credit card debt! Everywhere I go, I run into young people trying to build careers while they keep shelling out money on their education loans. If the economy is looking for a new generation of home-buyers, I can’t imagine they’ll get it from these folks.

The key to a successful joke is finding the element of truth that everyone can relate to.

My father always said, ‘Do your best and piss on the rest.’ And I think there’s a lot of truth to that, because if you’ve done your best, there’s not a hell of a lot more you can do about something.

The scoreboard may show the score, but it can’t measure the heart and soul of a player

Silence the angry man with love. Silence the ill-natured man with kindness. Silence the miser with generosity. Silence the liar with truth.

For Saint Paul says that all that’s written well / Is written down some useful truth to tell.