You have to be pretty damned hot and thirsty to enjoy a soy-milk smoothie, but they were, so it was okay.

A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since.

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.

This is Earth. Isn’t it hot?

For now, I’m just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

You boys can keep your virgins give me hot old women in high heels with asses that forgot to get old.

Strike while the iron is hot.