You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don’t you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.

Cute girls and burgers. What more can you ask for? That’s why we live in America.

Believe it or not, I’ve got a really bad metabolism. One burger, and I’m done. I’m not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.

You can make a stack high enough to reach the moon and back, and only then will you have used your 100 billion hamburgers. This is terrifying news to cows.