I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I’m okay in that respect. Fine. If they get in the house, you can whack them with your genitals.

Non-crazy gun advocates – the ones who aren’t stockpiling in preparation for a zombie invasion – don’t like the idea of expanding background checks because they think it’ll be a lot more paperwork. And it probably would make it more difficult to sell guns at, say, a flea market.

Stupid little boys should learn to use guns and not wave them around.

As kids, we have all handled shot guns. From there on, there is no transition. It stays in the toy box. The idea is to get the transition and bridge the gap between the toy box and the shooting range.

Old guns rarely die, they just hang on walls

Guns are a trigger for a whole magazine of internal snobberies and prejudices that crackle through white European-American society. There is a salutary sentence for these two groups—the gun lobby and the urban liberal. They are two tribes tied together by guns

Countless people…will hate the New World Order…and will die protesting against it…we have to bear in mind the distress of a generation or so of malcontents.

I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don’t carry guns, we carry cookies.

Our votes must go together with our guns. After all, any vote we shall have, shall have been the product of the gun. The gun which produces the vote should remain its security officer – its guarantor. The people’s votes and the people’s guns are always inseparable twins.

Guns are dangerous. The only thing more dangerous is not having them.

I want to go where the guns are!

We do not need guns and bombs to bring peace, we need love and compassion.

Cameras aren’t guns. They can’t really hurt you.

Criminals don’t care about guns laws.

The Communist party must control the guns.