The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man

If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you gonna get.

About chocolate: This is what laughing tastes like.

In Omaha, we were part of the largest African American extended family in Nebraska. In Pleasanton, we would be the chocolate chip in the cookie.

Food is fuel and not a solution to anything other than giving your body nutrients. I love chocolate like the next girl, but it’s not going to change my situation.

My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.

Baking with chocolate is similar to cooking with wine. You get out what you put in.

My music is like a baby pink frosted cake with sprinkles, but when you cut into it, there’s a gooey, dark chocolate center.

Life’s a puzzle, and I’m just trying to find that missing piece of chocolate.