If there was a little room somewhere in the British Museum that contained only about twenty exhibits and good lighting, easy chairs, and a notice imploring you to smoke, I believe I should become a museum man.

The way to write a book is the application of the seat of one’s pants to the seat of one’s chair.

Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It’s a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs

Ngg Be Like Why Didn’t My Fav Rapper Blow Up Prolly Cause He Has The Personality Of A Chair Nggs Be Flat Haha

Our chairs, being his patents, embraced and caressed us rather than submitted to be sat upon.

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

He went to the window to watch the flurries getting heavier and heavier and then he went back to his fireside chair and began to read his newspaper.

The poem in which the reader does not feel himself or herself a participant is a lecture, listened to from an uncomfortable chair, in a stuffy room, inside a building.