Mark Twain
- Country : United States
- Profession :Writer, Humorist, Entrepreneur, Publisher, And Lecturer.
- DOB: 1835-11-30
Mark Twain, born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in 1835, was a renowned American author and humorist famous for his classic novels like “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer” and “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.” His witty and satirical writing offered keen insights into human nature and society. Twain’s diverse career included stints as a riverboat pilot and journalist, and he used his platform to advocate for social causes, such as abolitionism. His humorous lectures and essays brought him fame and fortune. Today, his enduring literary contributions make him an iconic figure in American literature, with his works continuing to entertain and inspire readers globally. Twain passed away in 1910, leaving behind a lasting legacy.
Death—and a violent death—for these poor unfortunates! The thought wrung Tom’s heart-strings. The spirit of compassion took control of him, to the exclusion of all other considerations; he never thought of the offended laws, or of the grief or loss which these three criminals had inflicted upon their victims, he could think of nothing but the scaffold and the grisly fate hanging over the heads of the condemned. His concern made him even forget, for the moment, that he was but the false shadow of a king, not the substance.
Author: Mark TwainTo the rest of the world the name of Henry VIII brought a shiver, and suggested an ogre whose nostrils breathed destruction and whose hand dealt scourgings and death; but to this boy the name brought only sensations of pleasure, the figure it invoked wore a countenance that was all gentleness and affection. He called to mind a long succession of loving passages between his father and himself, and dwelt fondly upon them, his unstinted tears attesting how deep and real was the grief that possessed his heart.
Author: Mark TwainIn a moment all the heavy sorrow and misery which sleep had banished were upon him again, and he realized that he was no longer a petted prince in a palace, with the adoring eyes of a nation upon him, but a pauper, an outcast, clothed in rags, prisoner in a den fit only for beasts, and consorting with beggars and thieves.
Author: Mark TwainIn the ancient city of London, on a certain autumn day in the second quarter of the sixteenth century, a boy was born to a poor family of the name of Canty, who did not want him. On the same day another English child was born to a rich family of the name of Tudor, who did want him.
Author: Mark TwainIt may be history, it may be only a legend, a tradition. It may have happened, it may not have happened: but it could have happened. It may be that the wise and the learned believed it in the old days; it maybe that only the unlearned and the simple loved it and credited it.
Author: Mark TwainWhen I am come to mine own again, I will always honor little children, remembering how that these trusted me and believed me in my time of trouble; whilst they that were older, and thought themselves wiser, mocked at me and held me for a liar.
Author: Mark TwainHe is mad; but he is my son, and England’s heir; and, mad or sane, still shall reign!
Author: Mark TwainNow were he impostor and called himself prince, look you that would be natural; that would be reasonable. But lived ever an impostor yet, who, being called prince by the king, prince by the court, prince by all, denied his dignity and pleaded against his exaltation? No! By the soul of St. Swithin, no! This is the true prince, gone mad.
Author: Mark TwainTo skip any one of the billion acts in Columbus’s chain would have wholly changed his life. I have examined his billion of possible careers, and in only one of them occurs the discovery of America.
Author: Mark TwainAmong you boys you have a game: you stand a row of bricks on end a few inches apart; you push a brick, it knocks its neighbor over, the neighbor knocks over the next brick–and so on till all the row is prostrate. That is human life.
Author: Mark TwainWe had taken his silence as a sort of encouragement; necessarily, then, this talk of his was a disappointment to us, for it showed we had made no impression upon him… we knew then how the missionary must feel when he has been cherishing a glad hope and has seen it blighted.
Author: Mark TwainIt gave an appalling idea of the value of an hour, and I thought I could never waste one again without remorse and terror.
Author: Mark TwainI said it was a brutal thing. No, it was a human thing. You should not insult the brutes by such a misuse of that word; they have not deserved it.
Author: Mark TwainAnd always we had wars, and more wars, and still other wars–all over Europe, all over the world. Sometimes in the private interest of royal families, Satan said, ‘sometimes to crush a weak nation; but never a war started by the aggressor for any clean purpose–there is no such war in the history of the race.‘
Author: Mark TwainYou know that kind of quiver that trembles around through you when you are seeing something so strange and enchanting and wonderful that it is just a fearful joy to be alive and look at it.
Author: Mark TwainAre you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination? No sane man can be happy, for to him life is real, and he sees what a fearful thing it is.
Author: Mark TwainForeordain it? No. The man’s circumstances and environment order it. His first act determines the second and all that follow after.
Author: Mark TwainEvery man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception.
Author: Mark TwainThe only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like and do what you’d rather not.
Author: Mark TwainIf you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile.
Author: Mark TwainBeautiful credit! The foundation of modern society. Who shall say that this is not the golden age of mutual trust, of unlimited reliance upon human promises.
Author: Mark TwainTo the young American, here or elsewhere, the paths to fortune are innumerable and all open; There is invitation in the air and success in all his wide horizon.
Author: Mark TwainNobody knows anything, really, you know, and a woman can guess a good deal nearer than a man.
Author: Mark TwainUnless you can get the ear of a Senator, or a Congressman, or a Chief of a Bureau or Department, and persuade him to use his ‘influence’ in your behalf, you cannot get an employment of the most trivial nature in Washington.
Author: Mark TwainAn ugly woman would ruin me, the disease would be sure to strike in and kill me at the sight of her. I think a pretty physician, with engaging manners, would coax a fellow to live through almost anything.
Author: Mark TwainAnd one of the first and most startling things you find out is, that every individual you encounter in the City of Washington … from the highest bureau chief, clear down to the maid who scrubs Department halls, the night watchmen of the public buildings… represents Political Influence.
Author: Mark TwainHe has no traditions to bind him or guide him; and his impulse is to break away from the occupation his father has followed, and make a new way for himself.
Author: Mark TwainMiss Alice is a great friend of Harry’s, who is always trying to build a house by beginning at the top.
Author: Mark TwainWashington dreamed his way along the street, his fancy flitting from grain to hogs, from hogs to banks, from banks to eye-water, from eye-water to Tennessee Land, and lingering but a feverish moment upon each of these fascinations.
Author: Mark TwainHe brought us clear down to the ground, nearly. He’s an honest soul, and means the very best in the world, but I’m afraid, I’m afraid he’s too flighty.
Author: Mark TwainNo country can be well governed unless its citizens as a body keep religiously before their minds that they are the guardians of the law and that the law officers are only the machinery for its execution, nothing more
Author: Mark TwainBy and by Tom’s reading wrought such a strong effect upon him that he began to act the prince, unconsciously. His speech and manners became curiously ceremonious and courtly, to the vast admiration and amusement of his intimates. But Tom’s influence among these young people began to grow, now, day by day; and in time he came to be looked up to, by them, with a sort of wondering awe, as a superior being.
Author: Mark TwainHe lay down upon a sumptuous divan, and proceeded to instruct himself with honest zeal.
Author: Mark TwainWhen I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.
Author: Mark TwainYet little Tom was not unhappy. He had a hard time of it but did not know it. It was the sort of time that all the Offal Court boys had, therefore he supposed it was the correct and comfortable thing.
Author: Mark TwainYes, King Edward VI lived only a few years, poor boy, but he lived them worthily.
Author: Mark TwainThere warn’t anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn’t any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon floor in summer-time because it’s cool. If you notice, most folks don’t go to church only when they’ve got to: but a hog is different.
Author: Mark TwainThat is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.
Author: Mark TwainThat’s just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don’t want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain’t no disgrace. That was my fix exactly.
Author: Mark TwainI knowed very well why the words wouldn’t come. It was because my heart warn’t right; it was because I warn’t square; it was because I was playing double. I was letting on to give up sin, but away inside of me I was holding on to the biggest one of all.
Author: Mark TwainI was mighty down-hearted; so I made up my mind I wouldn’t ever go anear that house again, because I reckoned I was to blame, somehow.
Author: Mark TwainThen her conscience reproached her, and she yearned to say something kind and loving; but she judged that this would be construed into a confession that she had been in the wrong, and discipline forbade that. So she kept silence, and went about her affairs with a troubled heart.
Author: Mark TwainBut the elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape long at a time. Tom presently began to drift insensibly back into the concerns of his life again. What if he turned his back, now, and disappeared mysteriously? He would join the Indians . . . He would be a pirate! That was it! Now his future lay plain before him, and glowing with unimaginable splendor.
Author: Mark TwainThere was not even a zephyr stirring; the dead noonday heat had even stilled the songs of the birds; nature lay in a trance that was broken by no sound but the occasional far-off hammering of a woodpecker, and this seemed to render the pervading silence and sense of loneliness the more profound. The boy’s soul was steeped in melancholy; his feelings were in happy accord with his surroundings
Author: Mark TwainSaturday morning was come, and all the summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life. There was a song in every heart . . . There was cheer in every face and a spring in every step. The locust trees were in bloom and the fragrance of the blossoms filled the air.
Author: Mark TwainWhen a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.
Author: Mark TwainTom was a glittering hero once more—the pet of the old, the envy of the young. His name even went into immortal print, for the village paper magnified him. There were some that believed he would be President, yet, if he escaped hanging.
Author: Mark TwainTom told me what his plan was, and I see in a minute it was worth fifteen of mine for style, and would make Jim just as free a man as mine would, and maybe get us all killed besides. So I was satisfied, and said we would waltz in on it.
Author: Mark TwainI couldn’t bear to think about it; and yet, somehow, I couldn’t think about nothing else.
Author: Mark TwainFive and twenty sturdy budges, bulks, files, clapperdogeons and maunders, counting the dells and doxies and other morts. Most are here, the rest are wandering eastward, along the winter lay. We follow at dawn.
Author: Mark TwainThe world is made wrong; kings should go to school to their own laws, at times, and so learn mercy.
Author: Mark TwainAnd when he awoke in the morning and looked upon the wretchedness about him, his dream had had its usual effect: it had intensified the sordidness of his surroundings a thousandfold.
Author: Mark TwainWhat God wills, will happen; thou canst not hurry it, thou canst not alter it; therefore wait, and be patient.
Author: Mark TwainWhat dost thou know of suffering and oppression? I and my people know, but not thou.
Author: Mark TwainThat which I have seen, in that little moment, will never go out from my memory, but will abide there; and I shall see it all the days, and dream of it all the nights, till I die. Would God I had been blind!
Author: Mark TwainBy and by Tom’s reading wrought such a strong effect upon him that he began to act the prince, unconsciously. His speech and manners became curiously ceremonious and courtly, to the vast admiration and amusement of his intimates. But Tom’s influence among these young people began to grow, now, day by day; and in time he came to be looked up to, by them, with a sort of wondering awe, as a superior being.
Author: Mark TwainBut when weariness finally forced him to be silent, he was no longer of use to his tormentors, and they sought amusement elsewhere.
Author: Mark TwainKings cannot ennoble thee, thou good, great soul, for One who is higher than kings hath done that for thee; but a king can confirm thy nobility to men.
Author: Mark TwainAdam and Eve entered the world naked and unashamed –naked and pure-minded; and no descendant of theirs has ever entered it otherwise. All have entered it naked, unashamed, and clean in mind. They have entered it modest.
Author: Mark TwainHuman history in all ages is red with blood, and bitter with hate, and stained with cruelties; but not since Biblical times have these features been without a limit of some kind.
Author: Mark TwainIt is curious — the way the human mind works. The Christian begins with this straight proposition, this definite proposition, this inflexible and uncompromising proposition: God is allknowing, and all-powerful.
Author: Mark TwainMan is an experiment, the other animals are another experiment. Time will show whether they were worth the trouble.
Author: Mark Twain