My favorite city is anything close to home. Anytime I can sleep in my own bed, that’s a good one.

It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.

As a company, the best that we can do is not only penalize but rehabilitate. Speaking for myself, I’ve always been strong. I don’t need that club to put in my bag. This is a choice of the athlete, not the sanctioning body. We do substance abuse testing, impact testing, cardiac testing, so we try to sniff out these problems before they even start.

Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.

The ESPYS are about appreciating moments in sports and not looking down on it because it’s maybe not your favorite athlete or your favorite team.

My favorite anime movie is ‘Fist of the North Star’.

Great things never come from comfort zones.

Your limitation—it’s only your imagination.

Me Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain. God built me strong. Forget to give me brain.

My life is with WWE.

WWE is really focused on empowering the women.

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.

This must be Monday Night RAW, we just got a Wendy’s chant.

Hip-hop certainly is in sync with the youth, and every day that passes, I grow less youthful, as much as I have tried to hold onto it.

Vince McMahon owns me.

It’s unrated, which means it’s too confusing to possibly put a rating on.

A goal without a plan is just a wish.

Lita on the other hand, she’s rated NC-17, which means No Cold sores in 17 days.

Easy, Curious George! Get your grubby hands off of that wheel!

My dad is not a sports guy but was drawn to the theatrics of wrestling.

Ahhh, Wade. Wade, you’re just so stupid.

Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that’s great.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

There’s no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil!

I had reconstructive pectoral surgery, I had a cervical neck fusion and a scope, and the scope was the toughest.

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy’s.

Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.

WHOAAAA. THERE GOES CODY RHOOOOODESSSS. WHOAAAA. YOU’RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORSSSSSSS. WHOAAAA. YOU’RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORSSSSSSS. What’s up, man?

Most parents were, like, Little League coaches and all that. My dad was a wrestling fan. Instead of going out and playing home run derby with my old man, we just watched wrestling together.

You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I’ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.

I’m the white Mohammad Ali.

If you continue to act now and be a member of the WWE Universe, you will see the same footage from… another… camera angle.

CeNation. Wwe reports that last night at approximatley 9pm est. It terminated its contract with cousin of john cena, juan. The wwe wishes juan the best of luck in his future endeavors.

I watch just as much WWE as almost anyone, but I love to. It’s something I enjoy doing. I don’t force myself to watch. I get excited for Mondays. I get excited to see the show.

Baloney fudging mustard!

When you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love.

I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!

When my job isn’t performing in a WWE ring, my job is to get back performing in that ring. When I’m hurt, all I have to do all day is get strong and get better. I’m a very dedicated physical therapy patient, and that helps a lot.

Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can’t go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don’t fit my ass!

Don’t be pushed around by the fears in your mind. Be led by the dreams in your heart.

I was fortunate that when I was first starting out in New Orleans, I had a remarkable high-school teacher. And she was a great, great influence in my life, and I think she gave me the courage and the confidence to go forward into the real world. She instilled in me that my dreams were important and that what I was passionate about was most important.

I don’t doll myself up for TV because I want people to accept me for who I am.

We in the Great White North but you can bite my White South!

People can say whatever they want about the sport of bodybuilding, but to get prepared to do a contest or even think about doing a contest, or even to get into decent shape, it requires a certain amount of discipline, and it comes from taking a new year’s resolution to a lifestyle.

The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible.

I’ve always taken any sort of audible response as a compliment, and I always understand it is our consumers’ right and privilege to say whatever people want at our events. So as long as there’s no silence, I’ll keep being excited. But that stuff in the arenas is one thing. The comments on the internet – the obnoxious, visceral comments – are baffling to me. I just don’t know why that’s the way it is.

Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!

Be loyal to those who are loyal to you. And respect everyone, even your enemies and competition.

By the time I was 15 and I stepped in the high school gym, I was just stronger than everybody.

Opportunities don’t happen. You create them.

This is everything to me. If I don’t have this, I don’t know what else I’ll be doing. I personally have found where I belong. You can cut back to photos of me holding, uh, paper championships. That was truly my dream. This is what I was born to do. As far as walking away from all this to do something else, I don’t..I just don’t…I don’t see the rationality.

A relationship is based on communication.

For the past 9 years, the WWE has been my home!

Well John Cena’s like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me.

Winning the Royal Rumble is as big an accomplishment as anything.

Paul Bearer was very influential in the early stages of my career. He constantly hounded me and I just think he realized the potential that was there. He convinced me that I was in the right place and doing the right thing.

You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off!

Never let anyone tell you what you can’t do.

Rise above hate.

Your mind is the most powerful tool you have.

I literally wake up and try to tackle every day the best I can and do my best to try to make life as productive and positive as I can.

You smell like crap so I know you don’t like soap.

Ric Flair is one of the most entertaining guys to sit down with and by entertaining I don’t mean he has catchy phrases, but that he’s been through so much and his experiences are so genuine I could listen to him talk all day.

You can run I will chase you. You can hide I will find you. We’re gonna fight and I’m gonna hurt you.

This is my life, this is my passion, this is all I got.

I don’t have any elaborate uniforms; I come to the ring in a T-shirt, a pair of sneakers and some shorts.

I’m a cigar aficionado.

Don’t be afraid to fail; be afraid not to try.

Believe in yourself and all that you are.

I fear nothing and I regret less.

You’re dressed up like the flag, somebody get him a pole! Oh, no, no, no, I know how you can get one. Go on a date, with Michael Cole.

Thou fail to perceive mineself!

The ‘Sisters’ phenomenon was a byproduct of the ‘Trainwreck’ deal. I had to do the normal auditioning process for ‘Trainwreck’. I was extremely nervous for it, because you plan for this one event, and you get the opportunity.

Sometimes you gotta take a step back to move forward.

Stay true to who you are.

I admire the military. I guess in a world of villains and heroes, they’re my heroes. Their dedication, their commitment, their discipline, their code of ethics.

Whether fighting or spitting, my discipline is unforgiving!

If you don’t learn from your mistakes, then they become regrets.

America itself has been through so many challenges since that fateful day back in 1776. Our culture has been a roll-up-your-sleeves-and-go-to-work culture.

Nothing is impossible if you put your mind to it.

What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him…he’s pretty pale……What? oh no, he’s even whiter than that. He’s like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.

For me, I don’t go in the backdoor. That’s the one thing I don’t do.

To succeed, I have to believe every night, in my heart, that I am the best.

As a kid, what brought me in the gym, what got me in there every day was a chance to break your personal best, a chance to be strong; I just really, really dig that.

You don’t have to be the best, just be better than you were yesterday.

My life is being ruined by the internet!

I would say luck and preparation. I didn’t dominate WWE when I first started, it was a slow process. I wasn’t labelled the golden child from day one, it’s been a very long road.

I am a champion who makes an impact.

I have a Chevy Impala that I roll around in and a ’89 Jeep Wrangler, which is the first car I ever bought. It has 180,000 miles on it, and that is my daily whip. I take that everywhere. Don’t forget where you came from, that’s why I’ll never get rid of that Jeep.

When they say you can’t, prove them wrong.

When you are surrounded by people who are much better than you, you have two choices: You can sh*t the bed, and the performance can go to hell. Or you can step up and rise to the occasion.

Thank you guys. Thank you for never giving up on me.

There are moments in life where it gets so hectic that time becomes a blur. Keep calm and never give up.

Nothing gets my blood pumping like a little Animotion.