Recently I’ve been doing risottos. Some of them have been amazing. Some of them, not all of them.

I refuse to admit that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word. That said, this risotto is fucking shit, fuck off man.

If I get served one more risotto, I swear to God!