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I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane, and a derby hat. Everything is a contradiction: the pants are baggy, the coat tight, the hat small, and the shoes large.

 

 Author: Charlie Chaplin
Topics: Activities, Dreamy feeling, Dress Up, Language, Large, Large audience, Large-scale action, Lifelong Learning, Lifestyles, Light, Pants Up, Paparazzi, Small

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which one is the real hero?

 Author: Mitch Hedberg
Topics: Loops, Pants Up, Real Hero