And he was offended at my show. Not by anything that I said, but because of the fact that now at the shows I started selling T-shirts and apparently, I didn’t have his size. Keep in mind, I go all the way up to five X on the T-shirts and he was like, “You don’t have my size.” I was like, “Dude, I didn’t know they made you! I have up to five X, I don’t have X!” A picture of a dinosaur on the back of the tag, you know?

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